because-i-win-and-you-lose:

We all need some more of this man on our dashes, I think 

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  • me: closes wrong tab
  • me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
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olvidare:

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

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satansvag:

have you ever tried remembering what you did before tumblr

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fabubbly:

every single holiday a dick in a box

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therealhamster:

“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection

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richwhitelesbian:

sext: u take off your shirt. i take off my pants. i take off another pair of pants. i take off a pair of pants under those pants. i take off an endlessly repeating series of pants. the designs get stranger and increasingly more surreal with every pair. 30 years later i’m still going and we are just as in love as the moment i took off the first pair.

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because-i-win-and-you-lose:

Good morning, my dears! 

Have a wonderful day! :) 

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